Top 10 Reactions To Passover Cleaning (Overheard of Course)

1. Eeeeww! What the hell is THAT?

2. Oh good, I found it!

3. Don't throw it out, we can sell it on eBay.

4. Is that MOLD?

5. You are NOT leaving this house till your room is clean.

6. Where did I leave those Cheerios?

7. How long is Seder gonna be this year?

8. Now I have to go shopping...I just donated all my clothes!

9. I want to rearrange my room/get new furniture/move.

10. Next year let's celebrate in Jerusalem! Or at least book a cruise.